Deuce Bigalow

I don’t care if she’s 4’11, 5’7 or even 6’5
I just love watching the sparkle in her eyes
I don’t care if she weighs 110,200 or 400 pounds
Maybe I’m cool with her because I love the way her voice sounds
I don’t care is she is black, white, Mexican even Asian
Whoever she is I’m sure she was the answer to my equation
I don’t care is she is pale, dark, or even a yellow bone
Each one can call on me whenever they feel alone
I don’t care if she is a blonde or brunette, or if her hair is black or red
I’m just glad that she listened to every word from me that was said
Thick or plump, firm or skinny they are all fine to me
Most men are blind; however I thank God for giving me the gift to see
I don’t care if they wear their clothes tight or baggy
If they have a GED or a college degree, when pertains to me they are all savvy
I don’t care if her name is Daniella, Aquafina, Mary or even Alice
They all have a place with my in my wonderful palace
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
Thanks for throwing them away because knowing them has been quite a pleasure

Timothy Warfield