Friday, September 30, 2011

Promise Ming


Despite my height I’m known as a top contender

My body might go hard in the paint; however, depending on your location I can be tender

I’m a beautiful vixen sent her to be showcased on a cover of a magazine

My aura is so strong I will leave you dizzy as if you were on that lean

36-24-45 are the lovely numbers of perfection

Once you witness by dimension it will leave you wet or with an erection

Whether you are flipping pages or surfing from site to site

I leave my fans weak in the knees as if my name was Kryptonite

With me in view your heart rate will constantly increase

Look in the dictionary and you will see a picture of me for the symbol of peace

Witnessing me up close and personal will have your breathe taken away

After seeing me you too will be using the phrase today was a good day

So put your lighters in the air and the key in the ignition

I’m the real deal there is nothing about me fake or fiction

Adding me to your diet is a meal that’s tasty as well as nutritious

Don’t let the baby face fool you, I pack a punch that’s vicious

Timothy Warfield

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Purple Rain


Since I first laid my eyes on you I’ve been using you as a model
Even though you might have me by a couple of years
I’m still seeking you in all my female peers
For you are someone I wouldn’t hesitate to swallow
I usually prefer Andre but now I want some Cristal
I don’t settle for nothing unless it’s the best
I’m taking my time because this is not a contest
I’m smoking a clove just in case I have to wait a while
At Life, I know I caught you by surprise
I was bold; I looked you dead in your eyes
For that moment, they had me hypnotized
For you had style, class and most important you were the right size
At Phat Kats, I was looking and so were you
We finally got to see how each other could dance
Too bad we were both too busy to give each other a chance
I think we both left out leaving each other without a clue
Now I have a sweet to tooth, I’m calling on you Ms Buttermilk pie
This poem might seem strange to you, however I was taught to aim high
I’m an athlete; win or lose, I will never know unless I try
I hope you don’t leave the country any time soon, because you still have my eye

Timothy Warfield

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dumb and Dumber


You two together might not be able to screw in a light bulb
But together you two knew how to show a Misfit love
Like salt and pepper you two brought flavor to a bland piece of meat
That I was cool even though I appeared hard as concrete

Rain or shine seeing you two I could withstand any weather
That together you two formed as a wonderful and well built umbrella
Despite the fact that one ran from while the other one encouraged my freaky tales

It was good to know that every once in a while yall checked to see if I was doing well
Whether I was in the mood for wild n out or just wanted to read a good book
In either director there was always a good look
Seeing you two felt like I was front row at a Comic View
That no matter how hard someone tried I never ever wanted to separate you
two

In my mind you guys will always be together like peanut butter and jelly
Call me Keith Jackson because whenever I saw yall I was like whoa Nellie
Like Ice Cube I would always say to myself once again it’s on
However, the saying is true even with friends you never know what you have until it’s gone

Timothy Warfield

Monday, September 26, 2011

Shining A Little Light


Let me be the one that guides you through your dark tunnel
I like being compared to an owl because I’m a predator who is nocturnal
Follow my lead and I will guide you to a sweet escape
Because I too have been caged up like an ape

I’m a unique battery because all I consist of is a positive charge
I can give any automobile a boost whether she is small or large
I’m your headlights that allows you to see everything in a wide range
I’m someone who will never leave you in darkness that will cause you a state of derange

Despite my size I can fit in anyplace even if it’s compact
When it comes to protecting a queen I’m down for whatever to keep her kingdom intact
If you are traveling by land, air or even by sea
I’m a special light; you can always count on me

So whenever you feel that you are cloaked in darkness because of your surroundings
You can always count on me to guide you to a place that’s resounding
It doesn’t matter if your sky is cloudy during the day or at night
Take my hand and squeeze it tight, as I guide you to some light

Timothy Warfield

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Deuce Bigalow


I don’t care if she’s 4’11, 5’7 or even 6’5
I just love watching the sparkle in her eyes
I don’t care if she weighs 110,200 or 400 pounds
Maybe I’m cool with her because I love the way her voice sounds
I don’t care is she is black, white, Mexican even Asian
Whoever she is I’m sure she was the answer to my equation
I don’t care is she is pale, dark, or even a yellow bone
Each one can call on me whenever they feel alone
I don’t care if she is a blonde or brunette, or if her hair is black or red
I’m just glad that she listened to every word from me that was said
Thick or plump, firm or skinny they are all fine to me
Most men are blind; however I thank God for giving me the gift to see
I don’t care if they wear their clothes tight or baggy
If they have a GED or a college degree, when pertains to me they are all savvy
I don’t care if her name is Daniella, Aquafina, Mary or even Alice
They all have a place with my in my wonderful palace
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure
Thanks for throwing them away because knowing them has been quite a pleasure

Timothy Warfield

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

MISS CEO


You are a prime example of the meaning of the word CREAM

I’m happy to see that you and I both have the same vision of an American Dream

The way you move around you must be using wireless

Your wall is well protected no way is it possible for you to contain a virus

It’s funny no matter who is leading the way the other is not far behind

With you searching high while I’m searching low, talent we will find

I don’t care if I ever know if you have a firm handshake

The only thing I’m interested in is how much money you and I can make

I know most people because of your sex might not take you serious

In time you will be smiling to the bank leaving their ass delirious

To some you might only be seen as a cute attractive vixen

I’m glad I got a chance to see how you would run a kitchen

Some might want to be called Bossy, A Boss Chick, or even a Five Star

You even shine standing next to an expensive car

I’m impressed even with your clientele you don’t have an ego

Because of Lavish Promotions it is easy for me to call you Miss CEO

Timothy Warfield

Late Night or Early Morning



I’m sitting here watching Lifetime wondering what happen to a good view

Now, I’m playing the role of a butler as if I was in that movie called Clue

It might have worked out best if that scene was deleted

Because ever since then I’m known as a champ who is undefeated

Maybe then I was only looking at a love nest

Now days I concentrate only what’s hid underneath her chest

Here lately my nights keep running into my days

She might be as busy as an ant, but like a mouse she always seem to make it through my maze

No matter my look, she always seems to break make me lose my composure

I’m still undercover so I send my information in a note of disclosure

Now look at me it’s late and I’m stuck on this damn channel

Wondering if I change the station will everything become dismantle?

Now, I’m questioning my son’s joke why do women wear make up

How to or out, was it a coincident that she supports how I drink coffee in my cup?

So for now I will be like Burger King and let it me her way

It’s good to see a Velvet Rose whether it’s night or day

Timothy Warfield

Monday, September 19, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Still Regretting



Here I sit home all alone

Wondering what in the hell did I do wrong

My feelings for her are far from gone

Now I wonder where in life do I belong

Everyday someone reminds me of the love I had

Where I was a happy husband and a proud dad

Now I’m like a dog without is favorite bone

A man who’s heart is as hard as stone

If I only knew then what I know now

Maybe I would still have the love of my life

Maybe I would have my son and my wife

These days all I can do is take a bow

Never before have I felt so unattached

I’m burning quickly as if I was a match

To some I appear to be a good catch

I want to move on so I hide my heart with a patch

But it does no good because she is always on my mind

It’s hard for me to let go from what was so hard to find

Now I sit in tears for like Usher she had me signing papers

It might be safe to say that I’m living a life of the vapors

Timothy Warfield

Monday, September 12, 2011

I'm About Business


No matter the time of the day I’m serious when it comes to putting in work
It doesn’t matter if I’m talking to a company or if I’m talking to a skirt
24/7 I give my all when it comes to grinding no matter my location
I try to have an open mind and heart no matter the situation

Whether I’m on the phone or if I’m communicating by email
I try to remain calm and focused to every detail
Whether I’m showcasing a resume or a poem I’m serious wanting to showcase the right clientele
I get things done even though I move slow as snail

I definitely mean business when trying to land a place in a female’s heart
I have to be careful especially if we are miles apart
I take them serious whether I meet them face to face or online
My goal is to one day to be able for them to say “Tim is a friend of mine”

My approach is the same whether I’m in a social or in a business environment
To be connected with me I only ask for you to meet at least one requirement
Even though my facial expression maybe locked everyday with a mug on mean
If you happen to land a place in my heart everyday I will be seeking your attention as if I were a fiend

Timothy Warfield